Month: October 2023

Let’s talk about my man, shall we?  Though I guess he’s not my man now. But fuck do I wish he was. I think. Maybe. I don’t know anymore. Lol as if I wouldn’t marry him tomorrow if he manned up enough to want me. You guys know Ben. How could you not? I’ve been…

Dear people who say anything along the lines of “ugh social media? Calm down, why do you even care what happens on there?” Are you waiting for your medal? Let me go whip up a ‘Self Righteous Wank of the Year’ sash for you real quick.  Like congratulations, you are unable to grasp the concept…