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International Women’s Day heyyyy? On this day two years ago I got engaged. Not because he thought it was a cool feminist moment, it was a coincidence. It was also a coincidence that it happened be the day after I’d stayed in Brisbane with a friend which of course drove him mad with jealousy. Definitely…

I learnt a lesson this weekend. Turns out, just because YOU know you’ve booked a ticket to a “sip and sketch” event (at which you’ll be drawing a whole arse naked man), does NOT mean the person you invite to go with you will automatically assume there is nudity involved at said event.  I’ve followed…

I spend much more time than you’d probably imagine in battle with the not-so-fabulous voices in my head. Not in a full on “that wasn’t me, that was Patricia” type way. Just your typical (although given my history it’s quite possible it’s less typical than I think) anxious depressive self sabotaging inner critic voices.  The…

I love Summer. Spring is also magnificent. The other two seasons can suck it.  Cold weather is not fun. You have to wear actual clothes, like, all the time?! Not for me, thank you. And yes! I know! It doesn’t get cold in Queensland! NONSENSE. Not only does it indeed get cold, it’s a super…

Tonight a man on tinder told me he’d bring me snacks in exchange for – and I quote – “a blowjob”.  I don’t know if I’m more or less offended that he didn’t even swing for a whole fuck.  Like firstly, ick. Secondly, it’s bad enough being reduced to a sex object, let alone being…

Day 3. Is it three days in a row? ’Tis not. Does this bother me? Very much so! I missed a day, planned to make up for it the next day, aaaand didn’t. Cue the big ol’ snowball of guilty anxiety over an entirely inconsequential commitment I made to myself that no-one but me would…

You ever have a task that needs doing and wait until the very end of the day when you’re so exhausted there’s literally no energy left for perfectionism to get it done? Yeah, I’m currently typing this laying down using one hand. I’m the kind of tired that makes your legs feel like if they…

HAYO Were’s my OGs from the Your Daily Harmony days at?!  Well. For those of you who haven’t been around since, like… oh god, what was it – 2016?! let me explain… On my 22nd birthday I gifted myself a new instagram account. Along with the promise that I’d start living my relentlessly audacious, impossibly…